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we got a call from Moses Nagamootoo today. we were expecting a letter in response to the appointment of Carolyn Rodrigues as Minister of Foreign Affairs since last week. but holy Moses says he’s been busy and agreed to do a telephone interview with our very own Omar the mysterious who knows holly Moses from some distant meeting neither seems willing or bale to provide details on. the taped conversation went as such [this is a rush transcript]

ring ring
Omar: who’s calling?
Moses: is me Moses
Omar: me Moses who?
Moses: Moses! Moshe! M?šeh! M?sa! Hebrew religious leader, lawgiver, prophet and military leader, the one who wrote the Torah. I AM THAT I AM. Moses!
Omar: oh scunt! Moses! why you did’n seh suh star bai. is whey yuh deh?
Moses: i deh home watching some TV. some old Sharma show ah got pon dvd ah de record a lil while back
Omar: me did’n know you listen to Sharma
Moses: yea man. long time now. Voice of de people!! [kyah kyah kyah]
Omar: you know i jus went thru a old album i got and i got a foto of you and yuh bai jagdeo huggin up pon 63 beach back in 2006
Moses: me and jagdeo wuh?
Omar: huggin’ up pon 63 beach. look like after campaigning up duh side
Moses: wuh scunt yuh tawkin now?
Omar: since when you does cuss? i seh i got a foto of you and yuh bai jagdeo huggin up pon 63 beach back in 2006…
Moses: since when i does cuss?!! since when i does cuss?!! since you start talkin scunt i start cussin. jagdeo is me bai Omar: since when?

Moses: is dis scuntishness i call you fuh hear. AN I NEVA BEEN TO 63 BEACH. SEND ME DE FUCKIN PIC’CHUH!
Omar: tek a joke nuh bass. tek a joke. like yuh tense?
Moses: i ain tense. you ain see tense yet. so yuh gon ask meh bout de buck girl or is sheer shit yuh deh pon today?

Omar: why you using that word?
Moses: what word?
Omar: buck?
Moses: oh. sorry! Amerindian.
Omar: thank you very much. so you still feel you is de most qualified man fuh de job?
Moses: oh rass man. yuh aint got nuttin better than dat?
Omar: is a serious question. this is what you told sexy 009 ursila I don’t know of any name except one perhaps!! — Dr. Odeen Ishmael. I thought that he has had a very long and credible insider view of how diplomacy is practised and I would think that he would be an eminently qualified candidate, if I may say so, and he is a colleague and friend of mine. you still sticking by that?
Moses: no! i tek it back!!
Omar: yuh tek it back? how yuh gon tek it back!
Moses: i tek it back cause i seh i tek it back. NEXT QUESTION!
Omar: did jagdeo call you?
Moses: no
Omar: why?
Moses: i don’t know. ask jagdeo
Omar: are you still friends?
Moses: me an jagdeo wuz frens?
Omar: you were never friends?
Moses: i tell you me an jagdeo wuz ever frens.
Omar: but what about this picture of you too loving up on 63 beach?
Moses: see yuh gone again wid yuh shit
Omar: so you were never friends with jagdeo
Moses: i know bharrat jagdeo
Omar: how long have you too been lovers?
Moses: a long time…IS WUH YOU JUS SEH?
Omar: how long have you known bharrat jagdeo?
Moses: since he was a lil snotty nose beggin’ fuh sweetie and biscuit at freedom house.
Omar: so a long time?
Moses: yes a long time
Omar: and you never developed a strong bond or relationship over this time?
Moses: not really
Omar: why?
Moses: i got brains
Omar: what do you mean
Moses: that’s all i gon seh about that. next question?
Omar: have you called carolyn rodrigues?
Moses: no
Omar: has she called you?
Moses: what do you think?
Omar: do you like her?
Moses: no comment
Omar: do you think she is qualified to be Foreign Minister?
Moses: ask jagdeo
Omar: do you Moses! Moshe! M?šeh! M?sa! Hebrew religious leader think carolyn rodrigues is qualified to be Foreign Minister of Guyana?
Moses: i said you should ask jagdeo that question
Omar: you sound vex
Moses: yes i vex
Omar: what you vex about
Moses: i vex cause…you know why i vex man. oh shit!
Omar: ok. you soundin more and more like a ole hag…
Moses: watch yuh mout when yuh talkin to me Omar
Omar: ok one more. part with some words of wisdom and galang and enjoy yuh sharma dvds
Moses: O my LORD, I am not eloquent, neither heretofore, nor since thou hast spoken unto thy servant: but I am slow of speech, and of a slow tongue. Who am I, that I should go unto Pharaoh, and that I should bring forth the children of Israel out of Egypt?
Behold, when I come unto the children of Israel, and shall say unto them, The God of your fathers hath sent me unto you; and they shall say to me, What is his name? what shall I say unto them?
and God responsded to me Moses: I AM THAT I AM ( Ehyeh asher ehyeh)
Thus shalt thou say unto the children of Israel, I AM hath sent me unto you.
Thus shalt thou say unto the children of Israel, the LORD God of your fathers, the God of Abraham, the God of Isaac, and the God of Jacob, hath sent me unto you: this is my name for ever, and this is my memorial unto all generations.
Omar: what else can i say after that? moses nagamootoo you is a bad man.
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