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Guyana has a new first lady as seen above. name and address provided and will be announced at a national ceremony to be announced soon. stay tuned to NCN aka truth and right TV!

[photo to the left : President Bharrat Jagdeo and First Lady Varshnie Jagdeo, share a warm moment after his swearing-in as the country's seventhpresident yesterday at State House. circa 2006 (Photo by Ken Moore)]

bharrat jagdeo is a weasel in more ways that we can count. whether it’s his criminal affiliations with roger khan and co. his criminal associations with Buddy’s Crime Syndicate. whether it’s his petty bitching against Freddie Kissoon. whether it’s his giving away of Guyana’s taxpayers money to Buddy’s Crime Syndicate then telling them and the country they don’t have to pay it back or his other million other weasel atrocities across the land.

we saw what a weasel he was when he ordered his military attaché to kick the First Lady out of the cricket stadium VIP area. at least the guy had the courage to tell him go chase her himself. he then promptly had him fired. what a man! he of course never went over to chase anyone or he would’ve been chased. then we saw the weasel in chief taking away her state car when she was out of the country. for this and other transgressions we anoint you oh boy wonder, weasel of the millennium and we award you an order of wieseldom.

but but but…the rumours and innuendos have always been swirling about the boy wonder Bugguhdeo but you know we not into rumours and innuendos here at propaganda press. we’re into hard hitting facts and factuals so we never bothered to check out ole Bugguhdeo and his late night trysts and escapades across the land and overseas…but we did notice he had a tendency of showing up here there and everywhere in the company of men. other than his occasional lawlessness at the annual GDF backball fiesta and an occasional public appearance wining up on some local girl auditioning for bigger and better things, the weasel of the millennium seem comfortable among his menfolks.

[lights dim to a raunchy rendition of how will i know if she really loves me?]

[pink silk sheets billow in the wind. light bits of smoke wafts across the stage. kwame enters in red ballerina outfit gliding more gracefully than a matured swan across the stage. lady in red plays softly in the background]

it’s kwame mccoy!

we’ve heard many tall tales of kwame we can’t get into as this is a family forum and we believe in fine decor and decorum. the best may have been when kwame took blame for putting up the billboard of worship to the burgerboy when he was out of the country.

of course burgerboy came back saw his likeness adorning the land saying how he’d just conquered Suriname in the UN Tribunal ruling then ‘ordered’ it down. mission accomplished.

since then we’ve been paying some attention to kwame. he’s a regular in the letter pages in the daily fishwrap amongst his other first lady duties at home and abroad. but wait! was there an announcement? or is this like the other order, but this one is now an order of liberating your sexual libido all over again? we wonder

but kwame has been caught with his pants down again and his bucktuh was not clean. let’s quote Stabroek directly. even though we didn’t not support them in this fight

McCoy was adamant that the decision to withdraw the ads from the Stabroek News was a decision taken by Cabinet for all government advertisements to be placed in two dailies for economic reasons and the RDCs could not supersede Cabinet’s authority since the RDC was created as an extension of Cabinet.
Up to that point, the government’s position was that the cut-off of ads to SN was decided at the level of GINA. Hours after the press briefing, McCoy telephoned Stabroek News to say that he had erred at the press briefing when he said that the decision to withdraw the ads was taken by Cabinet. Instead he said it was a GINA decision.

[photo left: First Lady Varshnie Jagdeo radiates happiness following the swearing in yesterday at State Houseof her husband, Bharrat Jagdeo as the country's seventh President. (Ken Moore photo)]

for the love of God and all things godly, we don’t know how a man, and we use the term quite loosely, rather take that back. he’s not a man we’re told, he’s a mango. ok. so we don’t understand how a mango can go from such a beautiful radiant creation as Ms. Varshnie to rolling over early in the morning to kwame fumbling for his spectacles and bucktuh cause the sun about to come up and ketch he at new garden street again.

as they say, the world and the lord works in mysterious ways. to each his own and we await to official announcement to the nation - hello Guyana, here’s you new first lady kwame mccoy.

[lights dim, kwame glides swanlike centre stage and belts out the chorus to reba mcintyre i’m a woman

Cause Im a woman
W-o-m-a-n
Let me tell ya again
Im a woman
W-o-m-a-n

the first couple embrace walk to a mockup of the kissing bridge turn and kiss passionately. lights dim as curtain close to loud boos from the ministers of tourism and finance seated front and centre. two other disgruntled first lady possibilities. wait your turn ladies. wait your turn.