propaganda press! freedom in Guyana

it sorta came as a big surprise to hear big whitey say that he probably did not discover amerika afterall. for now at least as he is searching for more graves to dig up and run some more dna testing. take the case of Kennewick Man who was resting quite peacefully before the grave robbers showed up to snatch his remains. now he is laying in something called the burke museum of natural history and culture at the university of washington, seattle outpost. now if the people running the gawd damn burke had any real comprehension of natural history and culture they would know that you don’t go snatching people out of their graves and poking around looking for shite to write and talk about at their silly sessions and lecture series.

if someone at the burke could name one culture besides their own that goes around snatching bodies out of graves for examination feel free to pass those on to us here at virtue and vice. what if i wanted to prove again that thomas jefferson did father kids with his slave sally, can I run on down to his little plantation and snatch his body out of the ground? i think the cause is well worth it.

but back to the burke and the discovery of amerika. it mattered not to these natural history and culture experts that the Umatilla Indians and four other Columbia Basin tribes wanted the body to be left alone. or at least re-buried and not touched again. the remains were claimed under the Native American Graves Protection and Repatriation Act. see in amerika you need a fucking act to make sure these [fill in the blank] don’t go prowling through your gawd-damn grave, and even then they’re not respecting the laws that they pass. in the so-called country of law and order. but this shouldn’t not come as a shock if you know anything about the great father and his treaties.

ok i forgot what the hell i was going to say…oh here we go…brain in drive again…after Kennewick man was discovered. sidebar: what is it with white people and discovering shite? bush just discovered a democracy in Pakistan by the way…ok what the hell was i sayin? oh! the discovery of kennewick man. after some great man [note to the ladies and non-whitey haters: all discoveries are made by great men. typo. all discoveries are made by great caucasian men. all caucasian men are great] ok. so after kennewick man was discovered, there was great hoopla and fanfare because it was leaked that he was [drums please] a caucasian, or of caucasian extraction, or a viking, or the brother of columbus great grand father 50 times removed, or a missionary doing gods work…it was even said that his wallet had a partial driver’s licence listing a crawford texas address. original copy follows: something something something bush-killer something something something criminal something something state seal something something laser etched electric chair something something crawford texas. end item
well after all this i gotta say that i am pissed off that to learn from CNN that not only is kennewick man not caucasian “he’s more likely Polynesian or closer to Ainu, an ethnic group that is now found only in northern Japan but in prehistoric times lived throughout coastal areas of eastern Asia, say researchers.” i feel like i’ve been robbed. i want my money back. i am pissed. i am pissed off. pissed off to the higest of pisstivity.

if u’re ever down at UC Berkeley. liberal UC berkeley take a walk into the anthropological museum. there are lots of artifacts donated by a little lady name something herst. some relation to the newspaper man. but anyhow all these things were apparently her property that she donated to the school…among her property donated is what looks like a mummy of some sort, teeth, bones, and other funery items they call them. stuff from people’s graves from Mongolia, Alaska, jesusland usa and elsewhere. now how in the hell does someone come to own the teeth of a dead mongolian? and they tell me there is justice in this world. oh yes they have. you should’ve seen them weave the tale.
in closing put on your eagle wings and soar with spirits of the dead. then turn to page 99 of your hymnal and sing custer died for your sins